SEMO SIG EP EXEC MEMBER GOES TO FUCKING JAIL

Bag ‘em and tag ‘em, ladies and gentlemen.

This past weekend an executive member of Sigma Phi Epsilon at SEMO was taken to jail. Mason Smith, Sig Ep’s Vice President of whatever the fuck, was taken into jail and is being accused of domestic assault in the third degree.

It appears that Mr. Smith has been booted from the Fraternity as Sigma Phi Epsilon works diligently to cleanse themselves of any connection to the assailant. This adds to the mutiny of horrendous Greek Life accusations that are currently being thrown around in the mainstream media.